objects = [
"an abacus",
"an acoustic guitar",
"an airplane",
"an aladdin’s lamp",
"an altarpiece",
"an android",
"an anvil",
"an arm band",
"an athletic supporter",
"an automobile engine",
"an ax",
"a baby bed",
"a baby shoe",
"a barbell",
"a baseball glove",
"a basketball",
"a bathtub",
"a bathysphere",
"a beach ball",
"a beehive",
"a beer can",
"a bell",
"a bible",
"a bicycle",
"a bicycle wheel",
"a bikini",
"a bird cage",
"a boat",
"body armor",
"a bomb",
"a book",
"boxing gloves",
"a bra",
"a bulldozer",
"a buttplug",
"a cake",
"a candelabra",
"a painting",
"a cannon",
"a car",
"a caryatid",
"a cash register",
"a catapult",
"a christmas tree",
"a computer",
"a concentration camp",
"cowboy boots",
"a cowboy hat",
"a crown",
"a crucifix",
"a dildo",
"a dinner plate",
"a doghouse",
"a dollhouse",
"a door",
"a dunce cap",
"an egg",
"an electric chair",
"an electric guitar",
"a flag",
"a flight of stairs",
"a foucault pendulum",
"a garbage can",
"a gargoyle",
"a gasoline pump",
"a giacometti",
"a gravestone",
"a grenade",
"a guillotine",
"the guggenheim bilbao",
"a gun",
"a hand",
"handcuffs",
"a hangman’s rope",
"a holy grail",
"a hookah",
"a horse",
"a skull",
"an i-beam",
"an igloo",
"an iron maiden",
"a jack-o’-lantern",
"a jetty",
"jewelry",
"a jigsaw puzzle",
"a juggernaut",
"a kimono",
"a knife",
"a ladder",
"a liberty bell",
"a life vest",
"a lightbulb",
"lingerie",
"loafers",
"a machete",
"a macintosh computer",
"a man",
"a manger",
"a mattress",
"a metronome",
"a mirror",
"a monochrome",
"a monolith",
"a monstrance",
"a mosque",
"a motorcycle",
"a mousetrap",
"a mushroom cloud",
"a noose",
"notre dame cathedral",
"a nuclear reactor",
"an obelisk",
"an ocarina",
"an office",
"an oil tanker",
"op art",
"an operating table",
"an orgone box",
"an outhouse",
"a pagoda",
"a paintbrush",
"a painting",
"pants",
"a papal cross",
"a paperweight",
"a park bench",
"a payphone",
"a peace pipe",
"the pentagon",
"a petroleum refinery",
"a pew",
"a phone booth",
"a piano",
"a picket fence",
"a pickup truck",
"a picture frame",
"a pietà",
"a piggy bank",
"a pillow",
"a piñata",
"a pirate flag",
"a police car",
"a polling booth",
"a pool table",
"a porkpie hat",
"a potty",
"a power drill",
"a power plant",
"a prairie wagon",
"prayer beads",
"a prayer mat",
"a prisoner of war camp",
"a proctoscope",
"a propeller",
"a psaltery",
"a punching bag",
"a puppet",
"a pyramid",
"a race car",
"a raft",
"a ramp",
"a record player",
"a reliquary",
"a revolver",
"a rickshaw",
"a riding crop",
"a rifle",
"a robot",
"a rocking horse",
"roller skates",
"a rosary",
"a rose",
"a ruler",
"a rumble seat",
"a safe",
"a safety hat",
"a samovar",
"a sarcophagus",
"a satellite",
"a sawed-off shotgun",
"a saxophone",
"a scarecrow",
"a scuba tank",
"a shaker chair",
"a shoe",
"a shofar",
"a shovel",
"a sipapu",
"a skateboard",
"a skeleton",
"skis",
"a skull and crossbones",
"a slave ship",
"a slingshot",
"a snake",
"a snorkel",
"a snowman",
"a soccer ball",
"a sombrero",
"a space capsule",
"a space station",
"a spaceship",
"a spacesuit",
"a spade",
"a speed bump",
"a sphere",
"spike heels",
"a sporran",
"a sputnik",
"a staircase",
"the statue of liberty",
"a steamroller",
"a stetson hat",
"a stirrup",
"a straitjacket",
"a stump",
"a submarine",
"a suitcase",
"a sword",
"a tampon",
"a tank",
"a teacup",
"a teddy bear",
"a tepee",
"a television",
"the thinker",
"a thong",
"a tiara",
"a time machine",
"a tire",
"a toilet",
"a tomb",
"a tombstone",
"a torah",
"a totem pole",
"a toy soldier",
"a trailer",
"a treasure chest",
"a tricycle",
"a trumpet",
"a tuba",
"a two-by-four",
"a typewriter",
"a u-boat",
"an umbrella",
"underwear",
"a union jack",
"an upright piano",
"a urinal",
"a vagina",
"a van de graaff generator",
"a venus de milo",
"the venus of willendorf",
"a vibrator",
"a violin",
"a voodoo doll",
"a wagon wheel",
"a washing machine",
"a water fountain",
"a water tower",
"a wedding dress",
"a wedding ring",
"a wheelchair",
"the white house",
"wings",
"a woman",
"a writing desk",
"a xerox machine",
"a yarmulke"
];

function getObject() {
var rand = Math.round(Math.random()*(objects.length-1));
document.write(objects[rand]);
}